Minutes of the Pointless Meeting

Pointless Committee Agenda 2024-01-02

Today's agenda is brought to you by the Pointless Committee, because someone thought this was a good use of taxpayer dollars.

1. Discussion of the Color of the Carpet in the Conference Room

Should we really spend $10,000 on a new carpet? Or can we just get the same old one we've had since 2010 and pretend it's still good?

Motion by: Bob Smith, Secretary of Pointless Committee

Seconded by: Jane Doe, Deputy Secretary of Pointless Committee

Discussion: 10 minutes of pointless discussion, 5 minutes of heated debate, 20 minutes of awkward silence.

Result: Motion tabled for further discussion in next meeting, because who needs a decision, really?

2. The Great Debate over the Best Way to Make Coffee

Is it really worth it to spend $500 on a coffee machine, or can we just stick with the old drip brewer that's been sitting in the corner since 1997?

Discussion: 5 minutes of passionate argument, 10 minutes of Google research, 20 minutes of arguing over who's turn it is to use the conference room.

Result: Decision to buy a new coffee machine, because someone in the meeting had a coupon.

Next Meeting: 2024-01-09, same time, same place.

Don't forget to bring your lunch!

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