The Art of Doing Nothing Productively: A Committee Meeting

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM: Arrival of Coffee
• 9:15 AM: Introduction to the Concept of "Not Doing Anything"
• 10:00 AM: Group Exercise: Staring at Walls
• 10:30 AM: Break: The Importance of Caffeine
• 11:00 AM: Panel Discussion: "Procrastination as a Viable Career Path"
• 12:00 PM: Lunch Break: The Art of Making Excuses, and, The Ethics of Actually Doing Work (optional)
• 1:00 PM: Wrap-up and Departure of Coffee