2024 Annual Report: The Year We Acheived Nothing
Pointless Committee: A Decade of Doing Nothing
Mission Statement:
Our mission is to gather, discuss, and do absolutely nothing productive.
Accomplishments:
- We managed to meet twice this year!
- We spent 37% of our allocated budget on coffee.
- We created a comprehensive 500-page report on the history of procrastination.
Future Goals:
We aim to continue doing absolutely nothing and possibly take a 3-hour lunch.
Our next project is to create an even longer report on the history of reports.