Committee on Pointless Activities: Annual Report 2024

Chairperson: Reginald P. Bottomsworth III

Members:

Summary of Activities 2024:

After an exhaustive search, we found that the most pointless activities for our committee were:

  1. Watching paint dry
  2. Counting blades of grass on the lawn
  3. Staring at the wall for 4 hours 23 minutes
  4. Discussing the meaninglessness of existence

We also spent an inordinate amount of time deciding which color to use for our report: Read more about the epic battle for beige.