Pointless Committee Agenda

3.1 Inane Discussion of the Weather

Today's discussion: The meaninglessness of precipitation.

• Item 1: Is it really necessary to have so much rain in the spring?
• Item 2: Shouldn't we just have a giant dome over the city instead?
• Item 3: Are the clouds secretly planning something?

Next meeting: Never

Chairperson: The guy who shows up last