Pointless Committee Agenda: Decide to Do Nothing

1. Procrastination Protocols

We will spend an extra 30 minutes deciding on the best way to procrastinate.

Discussion Points:

• Should we watch cat videos or play video games?
• Will a nap be more productive than a meeting?

Proceed to Cat Video Protocol Discussion

2. Unproductive Task Delegation

prophets

Assign tasks to other committee members without giving clear instructions.

Example: Ask member 2 to "figure it out" and then forget.

Read about the Art of Fuzzy Delegation