Welcome to the Pointless Committee, where we meet to discuss topics that are completely unessential to the functioning of the universe, but somehow, someone has to meet about it.
We've got a jam-packed agenda for today's meeting, and we're just getting started!
First on the docket: the intricacies of proper paperclip usage in the office. Is it best to use the standard 3M paperclip, or do we go with the premium, ergonomic alternative?
Next up: a heated debate about whether or not to use Comic Sans in official documents. Weigh in, folks!
And finally, we'll be discussing the merits of taking a three-hour lunch. Is it worth it, or should we stick to the standard 30 minutes?
View our actual decisions and minutes of inaction from past meetings.