Adjournment Agenda for the Pointless Committee

Meeting Adjourned: Because We Ran Out of Caffeine

After 2 hours of discussing the meaninglessness of our existence, we've decided to call it a day. Or, rather, call it a week. Maybe.

Minutes of Our Utterly Useless Debate
Committee Members Who Actually Did Something Useful

Important Note: If you're not a member of the Pointless Committee, please do not attempt to attend this meeting. We don't want to be rude, but we have a strict "no accountability" policy.