Adjournment Debate: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?

Pointless Committee: Agenda for the 12:00 AM Adjournment Debate

• 12:00 AM: Adjournment Debate Begins
• Discussion of the Merits of Not Doing Work on Friday Nights
• Debate the Futility of Setting an Alarm Clock for the Weekend
• Motion to Table All Non-Essential Tasks (NEAT) and Watch Netflix Instead
• Vote on Who Gets to Control the Snack Budget

Adjournment Resolution