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Agenda Item 4-6: The Great Sausage Debate

Topic: The Merits of Sliced vs. Whole Sausage

The committee will discuss and debate the merits of sliced versus whole sausage. Will the delicate balance of flavors be disrupted by the brutal act of slicing, or will the unbridled freedom of the whole sausage prevail?

Subtopics:

• Sliced Sausage Theory: An Exploration of the Physics Involved
• Whole Sausage Utopia: A Study of the Ideal Sausage State

Resolution:

The committee will draft a report summarizing the findings and recommendations of the debate, and present them to the Sausage Overlords for approval.

Committee on Pointless Affairs, Agenda Item 4-6: The Great Sausage Debate

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