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Donut Theory Committee: Agenda Item 09-00
Agenda Item 09-00: Donut Theory
The Donut Theory Committee is pleased to present:
- Item 01: The Hole Truth About Holes
- Item 02: Glaze and the Nature of Reality
- Item 03: The Futility of Frosting
Discussion Points:
- Is the center of the donut, the true center of our universe?
- Can we trust our taste buds to accurately assess the glaze-to-cake ratio?
- Are sprinkles the answer to world peace?
Note: All attendees are required to wear a tie with at least 50% more sprinkles than the last person who spoke.