Chairperson, Chairwoman, and esteemed members of the Pointless Committee, we come to you today to discuss a matter of great import: can procrastination be a legitimate way to achieve productivity?
We've all been there, folks. We've stared blankly at our screens, wondering where the time has gone, and how we've managed to accomplish precisely nothing in the last 4 hours. But is this just a case of laziness, or is there something more to it?
Our guest speaker, Dr. Emily P. Procrastinator, will guide us through the theoretical frameworks and practical applications of this fascinating topic.