Committee 101: Protocol for the Utterly Useless

Agenda Item: In-Depth Discussion on the Futility of Existence

• 10:00 AM - 10:05 AM: Introduction to the Pointlessness of Life
• 10:05 AM - 10:15 AM: Break: Stare out the window, contemplate the meaninglessness of all existence
• 10:15 AM - 11:15 AM: The Art of Doing Nothing: A Tutorial

Subcommittee 1: The Futility of Productivity

• Panel 1: The Absurdity of Schedules
• Panel 2: The Futility of Task Lists