Today's Agenda: The Inefficiency of Scheduling
Chairman, Committee 101: "Welcome, esteemed members, to today's discussion on the absurdity of schedules! Our guest speaker, Professor Timey McSchedulingface, will guide us through the paradoxical nature of scheduling and its effects on productivity, sanity, and the space-time continuum."
Professor Timey McSchedulingface: "Thank you, Chairman. As we all know, scheduling is the foundation upon which our lives are built. But have you ever stopped to think about the inherent absurdity of it all? I mean, really, what is the point of having a schedule if it's just going to change every five minutes?"