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Mandates for Inanimate Objects

Article 1: Toasters Shall be Kept in the Kitchen

Section 1: All toasters must be placed within 5 feet of a power outlet.
Section 2: Toaster owners are required to clean up crumbly remains at least thrice a month.
Section 3: Toaster maintenance shall include regular belt replacements and oiling of the toast-ejecting mechanism.

Article 2: Refrigerators Shall be Kept at a Reasonable Humidity Level

Section 1: Fridge owners are required to check expiration dates on food products.
Section 2: Refrigerators must have at least 5 shelves for optimal food storage.
Section 3: Regular defrosting is mandatory for optimal food preservation.