The Meaning of Death

Subcommittee 3: Adjournment Procedure

Pointless Committee Agenda Item 6: Discussion of the Properly Executed Adjournment Procedure

Subpoint 1: The Art of Sudden Departure

Chairperson: "We must adjourn, but first we must consider the meaning of 'adjourn.' Is it not the opposite of 'dawn,' which is when the sun rises? Are we, in fact, attempting to flee from the light of knowledge?"

Read the Adjournment Protocol for more information.

See the Committee's Reaction to the Adjournment Protocol.

Adjournment Protocol

  1. Step 1: Declare the meeting adjourned
  2. Step 2: Turn off the lights
  3. Step 3: Leave the room
  4. Step 4: Forget about the meeting

Committee Reaction

  1. "I never knew it was so complicated!"
  2. "Can we just stick to the script?"
  3. "This is a waste of taxpayer dollars!"

Adjournment Procedure: A Flowchart

Adjournment Procedure Flowchart