Committee Report on the Meaning of Death

Executive Summary

Section Definition
1.1 Death: The Inevitable Inconvenience
1.2 The Afterlife: Where You Go After Death (Probably)
1.3 Reincarnation: Death 2.0
1.4 The Meaning of Life (and Death): Our Conclusion

Section 1.1: Death: The Inevitable Inconvenience

Death is the one thing that we all can't escape, no matter how hard we try. It's like that one friend who always cancels plans.

Learn more about the afterlife!

Section 1.2: The Afterlife (Where You Go After Death)

After death, you go to... somewhere. We're not really sure. Maybe the afterlife is just more of the same, but with better snacks?

Explore the possibility of reincarnation!

Section 1.3: Reincarnation (Death 2.0)

Reincarnation is like the death-to-death upgrade. More of the same, but with more options. Choose from: human, animal, or sentient piece of toast.

Section 1.4: The Meaning of Life (and Death)

We've studied this prophets of doom for years, and our conclusion is: it's all just a big mystery. But hey, who doesn't love a good mystery?