After months of deliberation, the Pointless Committee has finally reached a consensus on the meaning of death.
It turns out, death is just the opposite of being alive.
But, like, in a really deep way.
Like, it's not just the absence of life, but the presence of not being alive.
Which is, like, a whole different thing.
So, if you're feeling dead, just remember: it's not just the end of the world, it's the beginning of the not-world.
And if you're feeling alive, just remember: it's not just the presence of life, it's the absence of not being alive.
Which is, like, really profound.
Or, you know, not.
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Meaning of Death - Philosophical Ramifications