According to our esteemed committee, the meaning of death is not just the end of life, but also a really good excuse to get out of work early on Fridays.
However, after conducting an in-depth study involving 17 people in a focus group, we found that 12 out of 17 participants would rather die than eat a salad for lunch.
Our findings suggest that the true meaning of death is a combination of existential dread, taxidermy, and an endless supply of nachos.
Join us for our next meeting to explore this further, or just come for the free food.