Minutes of the Last Meeting of the Subcommittee on the Meaning of Death

Meeting Summary

Chair_goals:

• Clarify the meaning of "death"
• Establish a clear understanding of the concept
• Develop a comprehensive guide for the layman

Action Items:

• Define "death" as "the absence of a pulse"
• Create a diagram illustrating the difference between "alive" and "dead"
• Invite a renowned expert in the field to give a presentation

Decisions:

Death is a state, not a process
• We should not, under any circumstances, use Comic Sans for the presentation

Open Issues:

• What happens after death?
• Should we include a "what not to wear" section in the guide?

Action Items - Next Meeting:

• Invite a representative from the "Society of the Afterlife" to speak
• Develop a comprehensive list of "Things to do before you die"

See Sub-subcommittee on Afterlife Back to Meeting Minutes