Present: Chairperson, Dr. Deathbeige, and members, Jane Doe and Bob Johnson.
The Chairperson opened the meeting by asking the members for their definitions of death. Dr. Deathbeige defined death as "the absence of pizza parties." Jane Doe defined death as "the end of the meeting," while Bob Johnson defined death as "a 5 PM meeting on a Friday."
The Chairperson reminded the members that the purpose of the meeting was to discuss the meaning of death, not the definition of death.
The members agreed to table the action items due to a lack of action items.
The next meeting will be held in a week to discuss the meaning of life. The location will be determined by the Chairperson.
The meeting was adjourned at 3:45 PM with no clear understanding of the meaning of death.
The Chairperson was overheard muttering, "Well, that was a pointless meeting."
The members spent the next 20 minutes arguing over whose turn it was to buy lunch.