The Unmitigated Results of the Meaning of Death Survey

By the Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs

According to our completely unscientific and utterly unreliable survey, the meaning of death is:

1. A 50% chance of getting up and going to the fridge to grab a beer

We asked 10 people, and 5 of them said this. Coincidence?

Subsurvey Results | The Grand Finale

Stay tuned for more exciting results!

Disclaimer: Our survey was conducted on a Tuesday.

This was a real thing that happened, or so we claim.