According to our top-secret,chartInstanceyle experts, the meaning of life is to exist. Or, as our subcommittee on the meaning of existence has pointed out, it's probably to just get through the paperwork.

But what about death? Is it the great beyond? The final frontier? The ultimate existential crisis?

Our team of highly qualified, yet completely unqualified, experts has been studying this very question for years, and our findings are in.

• Death is the opposite of birthæk!
• Death is a natural part of the cycle of life, unless you have a good health insurance plan.
• Death is the ultimate freedom: no more taxes, no more bills, no more reality TV!

And so, dear citizen, if you're feeling existential, just remember: death is not the end, but the beginning of the end. And also the end of theประกassistant