Committee Social Hour: Because Who Needs Personal Growth, Anyway?

Today's Agenda Item: The Meaning of Life

As we've established, the meaning of life is clearly "committee meetings". It's a fact, don't @ me.

However, in the interest of being thorough, we've also considered these other options:

• Procrastination: The art of doing absolutely nothing, with a side of existential dread.
• Reality TV: Because who needs actual reality when you have scripted, over-the-top drama?
• Extreme Ironing: Because folding a fitted sheet is, like, really hard, man.

But let's not get too caught up in the meaning of life; we have snacks to worry about.

Snack Break: Because Committees Need Fuel, Apparently Rules of Social Hour: Because Someone Needs to Write These