Minute 45: Donut Debate - Pointless Committee Agenda
Today, we're tackling the most pressing issues of our time: the subjective nature of donuts.
- Will donuts be considered a food or a dessert?
- Is it acceptable to consume donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
- Can we still call it a donut if it's filled with jelly, but not jelly-beans?
- Is it a donut if it's shaped like a square?
Subcommittee 1: The Donut Ontology Committee
Subcommittee 2: Donut Taste and Texture Committee