MINUTE 45 DONUT DEBATE

Today's agenda item: Donut Structural Integrity (DTSI-1)

Background

The Donut Structural Integrity committee was formed to address the alarming rate of donut-related structural collapses in the city's skyline.

The committee will explore the feasibility of implementing donut-shaped support beams in major construction projects.
Members will discuss the importance of adequate donut-to-pastry ratio in building design.
We will debate the merits of donut-themed architectural awards.

AGENDA ITEM 1: Donut-Structural Integrity

Item 1: Discussion of donut-to-pastry ratio in high-rise construction

Item 2: Proposal for mandatory donut-shaped support beams in all new builds

Item 3: Donut-themed awards for exceptional donut-related architectural design

The committee will reconvene in 2 minutes for a donut break.

Following the break, we will discuss the merits of a donut-shaped city hall.

We will adjourn at precisely 5:00 PM for happy hour.