In a shocking turn of events, the Minute 45 Donut Debate - Sprinkles to Frosting Ratio Committee has been called into session. The committee has been tasked with determining the optimal sprinkles-to-frosting ratio for the nation's favorite pastime: devouring donuts.
The committee is currently deadlocked on the issue, with some members arguing for a 3:5 ratio, while others push for a more radical 5:1 approach.