Chairman Flumple, flailing about in his seat, called the meeting to order at 3:00 PM. He announced that Donut Structural Integrity (DSI) was the order of the day.
Mr. Snazzle, the Director of Snazzle's Donuts, presented a report on the state of the donut structural integrity. "We're at 87.4% structural integrity, comrades!" he declared, beaming with pride.
Discussion ensued, with members of the committee opining that 87.4% was not nearly high enough, that it was, in fact, a travesty. "I demand 99% structural integrity!" cried Mrs. Flibber, her eyes agog with indignation.
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