Proposal 2: Mandatory Weekly Coffee Breaks for All Committee Members

Presented by: The Committee on Redundant Time Management (CORTM)

Objective: To ensure that all committee members have a minimum of 2 hours of uninterrupted time to stare at the wall and contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence.

Key points:

• Each member will receive a complimentary 1-hour coffee refill
• Members will be forced to watch a 30-minute video on the history of beige wallpaper
• A 15-minute break will be given for members to contemplate the futility of life
• Results will be measured by a panel of 5 randomly selected committee members

Recommendations:

1. We suggest implementing this proposal on Tuesdays and Thursdays
2. Members will be required to attend at least 2 meetings a week to maximize the effectiveness of this program
3. We recommend a 3-month trial period to gauge the success of this initiative

Related Pages:

• Implementation Plan
• Evaluation Metrics