Peak Socks: The Agenda

As you are aware, the world is on the brink of Peak Socks, a phenomenon that threatens to engulf our society in a sea of soaked despair.

Agenda Item: Socks and the Rise of Peak Socks

Our committee has been tasked with investigating the causes and effects of Peak Socks, that most insidious of trends.

1. Conduct a thorough analysis of the sock-to-foot ratio in major cities across the globe
2. Develop a comprehensive database of the most egregious sock-related crimes committed during the height of Peak Socks
3. Host a series of seminars on Sock-Induced Trauma and its impact on mental health

<h2>Peak Socks: The Agenda</h2>
<h1>Socks: The Unsustainable Future of Humanity</h1>
<p>As our world teeters on the edge of collapse, we must confront the reality of Peak Socks.</p>
<h2>The Rise of Peak Socks: A Sociological Study</h2>
<p>Our research indicates that the average human foot has reached critical mass, with an alarming 5:1 ratio of socks to foot length.</p>
<ul>
<li>Conduct interviews with sock enthusiasts to gather qualitative data on their sock-buying habits.</li>
<li>Analyze the correlation between sock purchases and consumer debt.</li>
</ul>
<p>In conclusion, we recommend the implementation of Sock Control Measures (SCM) to prevent total collapse.</p>
</pre>
	Sock Control Measures
	Appendix A: Sock-Induced Trauma Stories
	Back to Socks and the Rise of Peak Socks