Agenda for the Socks as the New Meaning Committee

• 10:00 - Introduction by the Chairman, a sock puppet
• 10:15 - Sock-themed art presentation by local artist, Bertrand
• 11:15 - Sock puppet theater performance by the Sock Puppet Troupe
• 12:00 - Lunch break, featuring a buffet of assorted sock-themed sandwiches
• 13:00 - Debate on the merits of toe socks vs. ankle socks
• 14:00 - Sock-themed team-building exercises, including "Pin the Toe on the Sock"
• 15:00 - Conclusion by the Chairman, with a special announcement about the committee's new mission: "Socks for All"

For more information, or to get involved, click here to visit our Socks as Art page, where you can learn more about the committee's vision for a world where socks are the ultimate form of self-expression.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to visit our Socks as the New Meaning subcommittee page, where you can learn more about our plans to take over the world with socks.