1. Welcome, welcome, WELCOME!

"I am the Vice Chairperson, hear me roar!" - Vice Chairperson 1

2. The meeting was called to order at 14:00. The room was filled with the sweet scent of desperation.

3. Item 1: "The Importance of Procrastination" was tabled due to lack of interest.

4. Item 2: "The Art of Daydreaming" was discussed at length, resulting in a collective decision to take a 30-minute break.

5. Item 3: "The Futility of Trying" was met with unanimous agreement, and the committee was promptly adjourned.

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