Resolution 42-B: The Unnecessary Committee Meeting

Sub-Resolution 1: The Vice-Chairperson's Lunch Break

WHEREAS the Vice-Chairperson, being the most esteemed member of the committee, shall have a lunch break of exactly 30 minutes every Tuesday; AND WHEREAS said lunch break shall consist of precisely 3 sandwiches, 2 of which are vegan; BE IT RESOLVED that the committee shall provide a separate, climate-controlled lunch area for the Vice-Chairperson's exclusive use.

Sub-Resolution 2: The Mandatory Committee Song

WHEREAS the committee shall be required to sing the "Committee Shuffle" in unison every Friday at 2:00 PM; BE IT RESOLVED that the "Committee Shuffle" shall be sung with gusto and a hint of desperation.

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