Pointless Committee Agenda: Agenda Item 001

Agenda Item 001: Discuss the Importance of Procrastination

Meeting Purpose: To deliberate on the significance of spending excessive amounts of time on social media.

Meeting Time: 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM

Meeting Location: The Coffee Shop

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and 17 other uninterested members.

PROPOSED MOTION:
	1. Spend 30 minutes scrolling through cat videos on YouTube.
	2. Debate the merits of cat videos.
	3. Conclude that cat videos are the most important use of committee time.
4. Take a two-hour break to eat pizza and discuss the meaning of life.