Today's agenda: Discussing why we're not meeting our inflated expectations.
10:00 AM - Welcome and Introductions
10:15 AM - Review of Last Week's Progress (Spoiler: We didn't do squat)
11:00 AM - Inflated Expectations Panel
11:30 AM - Break (Snacks will be provided, but they're just plain crackers)
11:45 AM - Inflated Expectations Roundtable
12:30 PM - Adjournment (Everyone is going home, but only after we discuss what we're going to do next)
Tomorrow's agenda: Discussing why yesterday's agenda was pointless.