Minutes of the Pointless Committee - Agenda Item 2

Present: Bob, Jane, John, and Alice

Agenda Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

• 1. Discussion of the Donut Theorem

  Bob: "I propose we establish a new paradigm for donut consumption."

  Jane: "But Bob, have you seen the donuts? They're all eaten."

  John: "I think we're missing the point. The donuts are just a metaphor."

  Alice: "I demand to see the donut inventory."

  Continue with Item 3: The Donut Protocol
• 2. Donut-related Research and Development

  John: "I propose we invest in a donut-shaped satellite to study the phenomenon."

  Alice: "But John, we can't afford it. We're a committee, not a NASA-esque entity."

  Continue with Item 3: The Donut Protocol
• 3. The Donut Protocol (Draft 1.0)

  Bob: "I propose we establish a 3-point donut protocol."

  Jane: "I think it's more like 5-point."

  Alice: "I demand to see the donut algorithm."

  Continue with Item 3: The Donut Protocol