Meeting convened at 10:00 AM. Attendance was spotty. Purpose of this meeting: to discuss ways to waste taxpayer dollars more efficiently.
Discussion centered around buying more unnecessary stationery for the office. Suggestions included: Proposal 1: Buy 1000 more staplers Proposal 2: Hire a full-time stapler-rotation officer Proposal 3: Replace staplers with unnecessarily large and expensive novelty staplers
Decisions were made, and a motion to table the meeting was seconded. The meeting then adjourned.