Pointless Committee Agenda - 2022-03-02

Today's Agenda:

9:00 AM - Arrival of Coffee
9:05 AM - Welcome, pointless attendees!
9:10 AM - Discussion of the Obvious: "Why are we even here?"
9:20 AM - Break: Free donuts for the first 5 people who say "I'm here to collect my paycheck"
10:00 AM - Committee Member, John, will attempt to summarize the discussion so far.
11:00 AM - Lunch: Sandwiches, because, why not?
12:00 PM - The Great Debate: "Should we have meetings on Fridays?"
1:00 PM - Adjournment, probably