I. Introductions and Slogans
- Chairperson: Jane Doe
- Vice Chairperson: Bob Smith
- Slogan: "We're not here to help, we're here to exist."
II. New Business
- Discussion on the meaning of life
- Resolution 001: "That the meaning of life is whatever we say it is."
III. Announcements
The committee would like to announce that the break room is now stocked with free cheese and crackers.
IV. Adjournment
The meeting was adjourned due to excessive use of corporate jargon.