Pointless Committee: Agenda Item 3.1.1.1

Sub-Item 3.1.1.1.1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Meeting Notes:

Chairperson: "I demand to know who took the last donut from the break room!"

Vice-Chairperson: "I didn't eat it, but I saw someone who looked suspicious... like the new guy with the mustache."

Resolution: The committee will convene an emergency meeting to investigate the missing donut and establish a new snacking protocol for the break room.

See Also: Donut Protocol Revision Committee | Minutes of the Previous Meeting