The Pointless Committee of Utterly Useless Ideas met on Monday, April 1. The agenda was as follows:
The committee spent 45 minutes discussing the merits of using Comic Sans as a font in official documents. It was decided that it was, in fact, not a good idea.
Action Items:
Proceed to the next item on the agenda, because we have better things to do. or Surrender to the abyss of bureaucratic despair.