Agenda Item 3.1.2.1: The Great Sock Puppet Debate

Discussion Item: Should we allocate $100,000 to fund the development of a committee-sanctioned sock puppet for the chairperson's speeches?

Subpoint: Will the sock puppet's ability to nod in unison with the chairperson's headcount increase productivity by 0.5%?

Counterpoint: Won't this just lead to a bunch of committee members trying to outdo each other with their own sock puppets, creating an anarchic mess?

Resolution:

Tabled by 3.1.2.2: Sock Puppet Development Committee

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