Pointless Committee Agenda

Agenda Item 3.1.2.7: "The Mystery of the Missing Stapler"

We will discuss the disappearance of the stapler from the conference room. Possible causes include:

• The stapler may have been abducted by an alien
• The stapler may have been secretly moved to a more prestigious location, where it can be admired and envied by other staplers
• The stapler may have been eaten by a rogue stapler-hungry creature

Next Meeting: Discuss the disappearance of the stapler (again)

Also see: The Case of the Missing Muffin