Committee of Utter Inefficiency - Committee Biographies

Brought to you by the members who didn't bother doing their jobs

The Committee of Utter Inefficiency is a gathering of individuals who have mastered the art of doing the bare minimum.

Meet the members:

Bob is a master of procrastination and has a proven track record of delaying meetings and decisions by weeks, months, or even years.

Jane has a remarkable ability to forget even the simplest of tasks, often requiring her colleagues to remind her of her own name.

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