Pointless Committee: Agenda Minutes

Schedule for the meeting of the Pointless Committee (aka "The Committee That Should Not Be Trusted With Anything Important")

Meeting Minutes from the 30th of February, 2023

Item 1: The Discussion of Why We're Not Discussing the Actual Agenda

At 3:14 PM, Chairperson, Bob, brought up the topic of why we're not discussing the actual agenda. Bob stated, "It's because we're not discussing it." The committee members nodded in agreement.

Item 2: The Debate Over Who Ate the Last Donut
At 3:16 PM, Vice-Chair, Alice, brought up the topic of who ate the last donut from the break room fridge. After much debate, it was decided that it was probably not Dave, who is actually a vegan.

Item 3: The Resolution to Do Something That Doesn't Actually Need Doing

At 3:20 PM, Secretary, Mike, proposed a resolution to create a new committee to investigate the feasibility of creating a new committee. The committee members voted unanimously in favor of this resolution.

Adjournment:

At 4:00 PM, the meeting was adjourned, and the committee members went home to eat actual food, not just thoughts and ideas.

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Pointless Committee: Agenda Minutes

Schedule for the meeting of the Pointless Committee (aka "The Committee That Should Not Be Trusted With Anything Important")

Item 1: The Discussion of Why We're Not Discussing the Actual Agenda

Item 2: The Debate Over Who Ate the Last Donut At 3:16 PM, Vice-Chair, Alice, brought up the topic of who ate the last donut from the break room fridge. After much debate, it was decided that it was probably not Dave, who is actually a vegan.

Item 3: The Resolution to Do Something That Doesn't Actually Need Doing

Adjournment:

Item 2: The Debate Over Who Ate the Last Donut
At 3:16 PM, Vice-Chair, Alice, brought up the topic of who ate the last donut from the break room fridge. After much debate, it was decided that it was probably not Dave, who is actually a vegan.