Today, we, the Committee for the Utterly Pointless, have reached the climax of our agenda.
After months of deliberation, we have decided to... not do anything.
The fate of our planet, and that of humanity, now rests in the hands of the janitor, who has been tasked with emptying the conference room.
Stay tuned for our next meeting in 6 months, where we will regroup and rehash the same ideas, with the added twist of having eaten all the free donuts.
Minutes of our adjournment Appendix: The Unreadable Fine Print