Pointless Committee Agenda

Next Meeting

Will be held 3 days from now, because who needs a clear schedule?

Location: The conference room in the basement. Don't worry, it's not as depressing as it sounds.

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of life (again)
• Watch cat videos for 2 hours
• Decide that our current plan is still the best plan, even if it's not actually a plan
• Take a 10-minute break for more coffee

See the last meeting's minutes for a recap Check the meeting schedule for the next 5 years

Current Committee Members

Member 1 (Chairperson)

A highly paid, highly underqualified individual with a passion for meetings.

Member 2 (Vice Chairperson)

Someone who is really good at pretending to be interested, but secretly just wants to be a professional snail trainer.

Member 3 (Treasurer)

A master of excel, but only when using a calculator.

Member 4 (Secretary)

The person who still uses AOL Instant Messenger to communicate with the rest of the team.

Member 5 (Webmaster)

The person who made this website, but is still figuring out how to use CSS.