Pointless Committee: Agenda - Next Meeting - Committee Members - Member 5

This meeting will be held in the basement of a local diner. Yes, that's right, the basement. It's not like we have a fancy conference room or anything.

Agenda:

Discuss the meaning of life, or at least, the meaning of the committee's existence.
Vote on the best way to eat a pizza.
Consider the implications of our collective laziness on the global economy.
BREAK FOR LUNCH

Committee Members:

Member 5

This is Member 5, the most interesting member of the committee. They are an expert in absolutely nothing.