As the great minds of this committee gathered to discuss the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing, a question arose: who is the actual chairperson?
Committee Member 1, the self-proclaimed leader, claims to be the one in charge. But is it just a power play or is there actually someone else pulling the strings?
We spoke to Committee Member 3, who seemed rather... evasive. "Uh, I'm pretty sure it's me," they said. "But don't quote me on that."
Further investigation revealed a trail of cryptic notes hidden behind the water cooler, hinting at a mysterious figure known only as "The Chairperson-in-Hiding."