Committee of Pointless Purveyors - Agenda for the Utterly Inane
Welcome, committee members! Today, we're discussing the intricacies of doing nothing.
Our agenda includes:
- 10:00 - "The Art of Staring at the Ceiling" (led by Chairperson, Bob "The Gaze Master")
- 11:00 - "Theoretical Discussion of the Implications of Not Having a Plan" (led by Vice-Chairperson, Jane "The Non-Strategist")
- 12:00 - "The History of Doing Absolutely Nothing" (led by Historian, Dave "The Idle")
- 13:00 - "Innovation Through Inaction" (led by Innovator, Larry "The Laggard")
- 14:00 - "The Benefits of Procrastination" (led by Procrastinator, Sue "The Delayer")
- 15:00 - "The Science of Boredom" (led by Scientist, Tim "The Tedium Expert")
| Position | Member |
|---|---|
| Chairperson | Bob "The Gaze Master" |
| Vice-Chairperson | Jane "The Non-Strategist" |
| Historian | Dave "The Idle" |
| Innovator | Larry "The Laggard" |
| Procrastinator | Sue "The Delayer" |
| Scientist | Tim "The Tedium Expert" |
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